DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

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Durf

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

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Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

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durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

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durf

one who acts without regard to common sense.

Steve is such a durf.

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durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

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durf

the equivalent of duh or obviously

Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!

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