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When someone comes up with an idea (like at work) that will benefit mainly them self and they hand the actual work off to someone else.
Getting Dutch Ruddered:
Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."
Chris: "That is a really good idea."
Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"
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When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.
She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!
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When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.
I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!
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It is when a male puts his hand on his penus like he would masterbait then the female moves his arm for him
I did a dutch rudder last night john
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Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
To put your penis in someone's ass and lead them around the room.
I'll give you a dutch rudder and we'll look like we're conga dancing.
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When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
Hey bro let's get a digital dutch rudder circle going on after class