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A really nice, rather wealthy town on the South Shore of Mass. Most individual kids from Duxbury are ok, but as a group they are an arrogant group of douche-bags. There is a natural hatred for the town by everyone else on the South Shore and all of Mass in general. Stop thinking you're richer than everyone by the way. None of the 20 highest median income towns in Mass are even on the South Shore so fuck it.
The boys lax team dominates life, but take it way to seriously. The reason they are so good is because their players come out the womb with a spoon in hand ready to lax. Also no one else in Mass cares about lax, which is a clear advantage. The hockey team is consistently one of the most overrated teams in the state and always gets stomped by the likes of Hingham and the Catholic Conference teams. I feel awful for the soccer team, because they are always dominant in a sport that every town takes seriously and don't get nearly the amount of attention they deserve. I truly respect the baseball team; however, as they are usually pretty damn good for kids not athletic enough to play lacrosse. I would mention girls sports but who cares.
Sick mascot you faggots, it's great that you have no relation to the ocean like every other South Shore town, but I'd rather be a Hull Butt Pirate than a Deluxbury Dragon. At least pick something more fitting like the Fairies if you want your mascot to be a mythical creature.
PS- Your girls have nothing on Hingham, Scituate, and Cohasset’s
Last year the Duxbury boys lacrosse coach offered a current Syracuse Freshman attackmen a spot on his team...
The kid was a Hingham resident who the coach apparently expected to live with his assistant for the duration of the year in order to become eligible to attend Duxbury Public Schools
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A town in Massachusetts where the youth (who seem inexplicably enamored with their self-declared wealth) are none-the-less unaware of the distinction between "you're" and "your," as is apparent from many of these definitions.
"Hey Tad, isn't Duxbury da bomb?" "Why yes Muffy, YOUR right that it certainly is all dat, as well as a bag of chips."
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stuck up town full of rich bastards, jerks and snobs. rebels- Michael Lange, Luke Cronin, Tim Krusell, Mike Moore, Adam elamine.
Douchebag duxbury
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yo im from duxbury i think im so rich, everyone in my town drives a jeep cherokee and fucks their own mother.
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A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!
Poeple in the town of Duxbury are snobs.
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1. Da hood
2. Where sraight up gat weilding foos rock the kris and chill at cribs
3. Where da bomb chroinc is fucking at mofucker
4. THe home of the best man ever, eddy mack
5. The place in the world wit da most gangs and da most shooting every day. Its so hard growing up in deese streets, we gots da gangbangers, da crack dealers, da hos, da pimps, da hustlers.
6.The most gangsta peeps in dis hood are Alex Turner, Mike Moore, Joe Carrol, B man, Will Shrom bomb, jesse fizzile, and da fa infamous rip D O doubla G. You best stay away from deese hustlers unless u wanna get gatted fo shizzle
7. The town with a retard who brought beer to school and got rattwed out by da fuzzies
wow wtf mate is this twenty yet muta trucka trucka foo bich
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1. any town with too much money
2. a town with a pansy football team that has purple uniforms (see queer for an example of their football team)
3. a town where faggots come from
4. any town with too much money
5. the worst town around
6. faggot
7. any town where 90 percent of the men suck dick
8. and did i mention any town with too much money?
Duxburry sucks, its the by far worst town ever, all faggot ass rich sons of bitches come from that town.
PEMBROKE FOR LIFE BITCHES!
pembroke
silver lake
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