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To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.
Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.
An extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. Named as a metaphor for the quality of Dwayne Johnson's (aka "The Rock") acting performance.
as a noun: "Holy crap, who left that giant Dwayne Johnson in my toilet it, it's gonna clog it up".
as a verb "Oh man, you seriously did not just Dwayne Johnson all over my shirt."
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is when, just before or in the middle of sex, a person has a panic attack, starts crying, or runs out of the room naked because of nonsensical emotional distress (a person who is upset because they are being hurt/forced/etc does not count, only if they want the sex and panic because they are about to get it).
This can also be used for any panic attack or tears that occur when a person is getting exactly what they want.
This act is referred as "pulling a dwayne". Somewhat offensive term.
Two people who have had a crush on each other for months finally get in bed. He gets naked, she's almost so. As he's pulling off her underwear, he begins hyperventilating, then runs out of the room naked saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" and then spends an hour crying in the shower, leaving her laying there wondering "wtf? Is he pulling a dwayne?"
Pulling a Dwayne is when you say your going to do something and hype yourself up acting like you're the biggest, baddest muthafucka ever then you just bitch out at the last second with some pussy ass excuse.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go over there and fuck that bitch, she gonna want this dick, she won't be able to walk for days.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.
Alternate word for weed, birthed in Geneva, IL. Users forget that Dwayne Wade was actually a person because it is used so frequently in place of marijuana.
Claw: I balled with Dwayne Wade so much last week.
Brooke: Clay, shut up.
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a basketball player who is good and knows how to use the backboard but he travels a lot and the refs wont call him for anything
remember that time dwayne wade went up and pushed nowitzki, and they called a fall AGAINST NOWITZKI
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Dwayne Roloson is an NHL goaltender.
Dwayne Roloson is the best NHL goaltender.
Dwayne Roloson plays for the Edmonton Oilers.
Dwayne Roloson is our savior.
Dwayne Roloson could be put on the ice alone agianst the North American and World All-Stars and would clear the puck into the opposing team's net before they could get a goal on him.
Dwanye Roloson is more God than human.
Dwanye Roloson is infallible.
Dwayne Roloson is one badass goaltender. If Dwanye Roloson doesn't like what you are doing, Dwanye Roloson will hit you with his stick. If you plow into the net and knock over Dwayne Roloson, Dwayne Roloson will hurt you.
Chuck Norris wears a Dwayne Roloson jersey.
There will be many goaltenders that will walk, talk, act, and save like Dwayne Roloson, they may be the next best thing, but there will be no one quite like Dwayne Roloson.
All hail Dwayne Roloson.
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