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The act of sucking a dick extra hard for a long time with out any loss of suction
friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."
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Dyson is fucking brilliant, particularly the type of Dyson known as Adam Dyson. Dyson is the best.
Dyson is so fucking brilliant.
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a person known as adam dyson, he is the example and the person whom this type of person is named after. a dyson is a freak with no friends, he must have a wierd hairstyle and a small penis, the person must be of male gender
hes got a dyson following him, he's such a dyson, you see him hes a dyson; what a freak
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A stupid and rude disabled dog. Like to SHIT ON TREES!
Dyson is ugly
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Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.
I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."
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A person that sucks a man’s penis like a vacuum.
She give that good brain, shawty a Dyson.
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To drop out of a team race in the last minute for a frivolous self-centered reason
We were all psyched about SOLA but our #2 runner dysoned us the day before
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