Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.
I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe
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The mascot for the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles rugby league team. Egor's legend grew after an incident that occured on the sideline during a match between rivals Manly and the Newcastle Knights at Bluetongue Stadium, Gosford. A drunk Newcastle fan who was sick of seeing his team getting it's ass whooped, jumped the fence and suckerpunched an oblivious Egor, who was busy working the crowd. Upon realising the situation, Egor proceeded to bash the absolute shit out the man to the rapturous applause of the crowd.
The event has since entered Australian sporting folklore and established Egor as a man in an eagle suit not to be fucked with.
Guy 1 - "Which mascot would you not want to fuck with?"
Guy 2 - "Egor the Eagle."
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A stupid gay retard that has no friends
Did you hear about that kid Egor Connoli, he is a stupid gay retard
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On November 3, we will all elect Egor for president. Once he is the president of the US he will be president everywhere. Then he will be ruler of the universe.
"Today is National Egor today."
"What's national Egor day?"
*Dies*
Egor is a small Russian boy, the name egor comes from the Russian federation of Moscow. Egor is quite the man while looking really sexy he can destroy you in bed.
A Slavic name, donβt ever deal with a Egor. NEVER.
Itβs dangerous for your life and mental state.
β βHi! Whatβs your name?β
β βEgorβ
*runs away*