Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
He just alabama ear fucked me!
When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.
"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
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When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
βShe ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.β
when you talk to someone through there ear
Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear