Earl

A toothless fuck non showering Grammys boy that doesnt appreciate it shit !!!!

Earl broke single mother!!!

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Earl

Earl is a person who was dreaming last night and "woke up" to use the bathroom. He was wondering why his pants felt wet even though he peed perfectly into the toilet. As such, he is a lollipop, which is also known as, a sucker.

"Hey do you know Earl?"
"Of course, the dude who wet his bed in his 20's?"

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Earl

The biggest bitch who will beat women on the low he has cheated on women lame and not respectable he thinks he's doing the right thing but he's not he thinks making enough money will solve everything super fake and low and will manipulate you he trys to be a good father or family member though

Wow that nigga earls a bitch

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Earl

Is a very great guy. He will make you have the best time of your life. He likes to talk. He is very handsome. But sadly he is bad in bed. Very small cock. Finishes very quickly.

You boyfriend is such a Earl

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Earl

EJ STOP PUTTING THIS ON YOUR STORY OMFG STOP YOUR NOT COOL YOU’RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS THESE OTHER DEFINITIONS ARE SAYING NO ONE CARES

EARL STOP PUTING THIS ONE YOUR STORY
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS

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Earl

1. A herb
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"

We used to be friends, but he started earlin out with yellow hair and Britney Spears albums. I just can't chill with that dude anymore.

They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.

That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.

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Earling

A slang way of saying the word vomiting

I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.

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