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A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!
Easter doent make any fuckin sense!
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something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.
super intelligent kindergardener:
you are getting sleepy...
now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...
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the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.
Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.
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The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.
Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.
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The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.
Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.
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A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.
"I was rolling on Easter the other night."
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