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Eastonitis

Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.

Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.

by PhantomFlips February 18, 2020

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Easton

A kid who grew up in a very country area. One who doesn't have many aspirations except to be beligerantly drunk every night before he goes to bed. Eastons usually swear on their life they they can caress the "baddest" girls in the land, but at the end of the day, usually end up clapping the cheeks of a solid 4.

Easton: "I'm drunk as shhhhiiiiit"

by The Careless Fuck October 9, 2017

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Easton

A man who is a certified beauty.

Aye do you know Easton?
Yeah, he’s a certified beauty

by asseater69696900 November 28, 2018

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Easton

A boy who is a baseball player has good friends and a very good heart. But it sucks because his own name is copyright of a baseball bat

Sup Easton

by Baseballgod72 July 24, 2018

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Easton

An asshole that usually bosses his friend around.and one day will fucking die alone

Easton's a fucking asshole

by Eastons May 29, 2020

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Easton

Asshole, bitch boy, woman abuser, faggot

All eastons are bitches and most hit woman just saying

by Not a woman abuser January 2, 2020

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Easton

A salty ass 12 year old

Easton is such a dick head

by Oofer373 October 14, 2018

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