Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.
Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.
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A kid who grew up in a very country area. One who doesn't have many aspirations except to be beligerantly drunk every night before he goes to bed. Eastons usually swear on their life they they can caress the "baddest" girls in the land, but at the end of the day, usually end up clapping the cheeks of a solid 4.
Easton: "I'm drunk as shhhhiiiiit"
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A man who is a certified beauty.
Aye do you know Easton?
Yeah, heβs a certified beauty
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A boy who is a baseball player has good friends and a very good heart. But it sucks because his own name is copyright of a baseball bat
Sup Easton
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An asshole that usually bosses his friend around.and one day will fucking die alone
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Asshole, bitch boy, woman abuser, faggot
All eastons are bitches and most hit woman just saying
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