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A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.
I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.
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When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.
Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?
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short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.
your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe