anger efficiency

anger efficiency is the term used when someone is so angry, that they are actually doing things very efficiently, similar to the types of efficiencys in minecraft; a buff

I went anger efficiency on your mom

government efficiency

An even bigger oxymoron than military intelligence.

I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.

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Chinese Efficiency

Being as quick,efficient, and productive as a Chinese factory worker.

Also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
White Worker:Chinese Worker 50:1
Mexican Worker:Chinese Worker 10:1

"I'm done with my homework already."
"Wow, you got Chinese Efficiency!"

"Hey I heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker."
"CHINESE EFFICIENCY!!"

"Are you done with your homework?"
White Guy: "No, I'm watching T.V"
Black Guy: "No, I'm doing crack, being a bad boy"
Mexican: "No, I'm eating beans and practicing border jumping skills"
Chinese guy: "OFCOURSE!!"

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efficient riding

Crappy Weather+Less People at The Amusement Park+Short Lines=More rides that can be rode in one day

Man, let’s go to Cedar Point today!

Yea, the weather is shitty so that sounds like a day full of efficient riding!

cost efficient

Person who gets drunk so fast that they have to spend less on alcohol than everyone else..

Man 1:Dude, I just drank a 1/4 of this loko and im already gone.

Man 2:Dam bro, your cost efficient.

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Mex-efficiency

The ability of a Mexican to do work very well and in a timely fashion. Their primary areas of strength are in the Construction, Gardening and Cleaning fields.

"Wow, these kitchen cabinets look great and Pedro sure did build these quickly. Now that's what I call Mex-efficiency!"

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self efficient

A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.

Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!

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