Egg

Superior to Kylie Jenner

“Hey Tim, did you hear about the egg that bested Kylie Jenner?”
“Why yes, Billy, I did.”

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egg

the fucking food

i ate a fucking egg for breakfast

On Egg

A term, commonly used in Merseyside amongst younger people, to imply that somebody has said something incorrect or that they are lying to you

John: "i fucked this girl real good last night"
Steve: "On Egg! you didnt even leave the house last night"

Egg

something you spam to your friends at 3 AM or just when you have nothing to say

Quinn: Dude logan quit spamming Egg at 3 AM i wanna sleep
Logan: No

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Egg

I just realised that egg is a NZ term. It is a very common insult not an overly harsh one. Your pretty much saying the other person is stupid. When I was little I would say your an egghead. Now everyone just says your an egg.

Stop being an egg! Your an egg.

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egg

Christ, what is wrong with you people ? An egg is an egg. A conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.
Most talked about is the chicken's egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. Alot of people eat them, but vegans don't eat them.
And people who don't like them don't eat them either.

Fred: What is that ?
Tom: It's an egg !

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eggs

A place where baby chickens come from.

They all just hatched from the eggs this morning

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