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Anglicized form of Irish EibhlÃn, EilÃn or AibhilÃn, Eileen is the name of a wonderful creature tha brings joy and prosperity to everything around her. Age, for her, is just a random number, and so is your telephone number, so don´t get your hopes too high. You might think that approaching her with " come on Eileen " is rather overplayed and lousy, so you might go with a more sublte " hey ", but it´s a trap. If thou manage tho to find and get an Eileen, wow: welldone. She is loyal and brilliant and a true procrastinator. She will sure you in good or bad mood, so don´t expect big shows from her. Diggin in is not enough, you have to dig yourself out and see what is left of you, and the put that into an Avocado seed and let it grow, because she is pure, she is an Eileen and thus deserves the existence of that Avocado. If she´s a Taurus, then she´s alligned with her truest self and her resting bitch face is at its maximum power.
Many souls have tried to express the beauty in her name: Dexy´s Midnight Runners, Keith Richards.. even Keb´Mo´.
She listens to Naive Melodies and warms your heart with a single glimpse so don´t break her heart. Never call her eileena .
Boy: Look at that pidgeon, I think it broke its leg..
Girl: You mean that pheeeujhowwnü? And yeah, sure.
Boy: Damn, why are you alway so eileen to me?
Girl: (:
Peasant 1:"Omg ich war so gemein. Ihr ist die oma gestorben und.."
Peasant 2: "Eileen oder?"
Peasant 1: "Na, nicht die"
"Eileen you are fuigeil"
"thanks"
Nobody:
Eileen: *walks away*
-Your eyebros look like Eileen´s eyebros..
-Eileen who ?
By far the greatest girl out there. She has a dirty but loveable laughter that makes you smile when thinking about it. An Eileen has also a great sense of humour and can cope with every person she encounters throughout the day. She's a great friend and definitely a keeper. If you stumble upon an Eileen you better never let it go.
"Yeah this is Eileen she truly changed my life for the better."
What you name your daughter if she has one leg shorter than the other.
"Eileen leans slightly to the left because her left leg is shorter than the right one."
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used all over the world as a common first and sometimes a a second name, sounds irish
also the name of one of the biggest noobs in the world!!!
person 1 "that person Eileen sounds irsih"
person 2 "thats because she is and rather a large noob aparantly"
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used all over the world as a common first and sometimes a a second name, sounds irish
also the name of one of the biggest noobs in the world!!!
person 1 "that person Eileen sounds irsih"
person 2 "thats because she is and rather a large noob aparantly"
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Eileen, soft and caring around the right people, BUT... can easily turn if you are not her cup of tea, there may be no problem or reason for her sourness but believe me when I say it, DEEP DOWN SHE IS EVIL BEYOND BELIEF. She may show love to one and nothing to the other, the deep festering history of the twisted hate she holds inside is unexplainable yet very real, once a creator of lives BUT also the destroyer of others, roll your dice and take your choice, should she be loved or should she give an explanation of the pain she has caused. EILEEN
Eileen, she is living the dream
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A girl who breaks her phone and somehow gets the latest one.
My GF just broke her 7 and got the XR she’s such an Eileen.
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