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Ejaculation

The best part of my day.

Son: "I just had sperm come out of my penis." Dad: " That is called ejaculation, son."

by mayor bee 123 April 20, 2015

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ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout

Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

by Calliope April 10, 2007

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Ejaculitis

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

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Ejaculation

Ejaculation is the ejecting of semen from a penis, and is usually followed by orgasm. It is usually the final stage and natural objective of sexual stimulation which is either from sex or masturbation.

Ejaculation can also occur during sleep, known as a nocturnal emission or wet dream, where the male has no control over the spontaneous ejection of sperm from his unstimulated penis.

A usual precursor to ejaculation is for a male to have an erection, which then allows the penis to be stimulated.

When a man has undergone a sufficient amount of stimulation on his erection, ejaculation begins. Sperm is pumped out of the penis with rhythmic contractions, each contraction spurting more and more sperm out. A typical ejaculation consists of 10-15 contractions.

During sex, John shuddered with pleasure as he reached orgasm and his erect penis convulsed as he spurted warm sperm inside his partner's slippery vagina. His ejaculation lasted for a wonderful 30 seconds during which all he could do was gasp and groan.

by Callum69 July 20, 2009

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ejaculating

In other words meaning your Cum or Seamen comes out

As the girl was sucking my dick i was ejaculating.

by Information Giver November 19, 2006

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ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

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ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

by Kurt Cobain's GF May 13, 2011

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