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da best country chu will eva go to!!!!
ppl there r luving n caring
home 2 da sexiest men eva
chu ppl who say s*** bout us
chu betta shut the f*** up..jaja
i luv dis country 4 eva=
Guanaco Pride!!
i be reppin El Salvador til the day i die!!
133👍 140👎
A shitty-ass country where it's always super hot and you can't go anywhere without fearing somebody is gonna steal your wallet. I was born in there but still I hate it.
But we don't eat rats.
In El Salvador people don't eat rats but I hate that country just like Mexico ew.
100👍 209👎
A dog that is called El Salvador and is also known as doin and this one is very special.
Person 1”yo what’s your dogs name.”
Person 2”El Salvador boi”
Person 1” oh sounds lit”
5👍 3👎
A nasty-ass country located in central america, where there are dirth people. They're dark, ugly, they all look alike, and they eat the same shit everyday. For example: Poop-sas and fried platanos!!! They all have sex with their relatives!
OMG! did you watch Primer Impacto today?? They did a report on a man living in El Salvador. He had sex with his OWN daughter and they have 10 kids together!!!
162👍 675👎
a small country the size of a city full of mexicans
el salvador is the size of a tic tac
4👍 16👎
Small city full of el Salvadorian chanchis
Funking langley park is a lil El Salvador
A large jar of 1000+ M&M’s mixed with hand moisturizer and grease that gets set in a room at about 75°F under a bed. The resulting mixture is M&M’s that are slimy and smelly that is traditionally eaten for weeks by a whole family in El Salvador.
Person 1: These El Salvador M&M’s are so good!
Person 2: Thanks! It took me about a week to make them like this.