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When you pull your pockets out and your dick out at the same time.
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Wellies
What do lizards think about the weather here?
LIGHTNING!
A elephant was stomping loudly around Africa.
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A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."
"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
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Adjective describing people that are not serouse enough to be in punx!
1. punx#1 : dude, I just dowd this 40 and sh4nked a cop with it.
punx#2 : ah sweet... I just flipped off the people in biness suits down on main where I squat most of the time.
punx#3 : whats up with you dudes? wanna go back to my parents place and chill to old blink albums, maybe hit up game stop?
punx#1 & 2 : wtf!?? dude this is serouse! we gotz squatin n drankin ta did... what are you sum elepahant bitch er somthin now?
punx#3 : well gosh guys, didn't have to call me that!
punx#1 : Git teh fux out!
punx#2 : of er punx!
2. Elephant fuckers out in front of the Poison Room really piss me off.
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A woman of very old age attracted to and looking for a younger man to date
See that 104 year old woman at the bar hitting on that 26 year old? That's a real Elephant!
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The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.
Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.
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When you pull your pockets and cock out.
(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.
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