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The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
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a person who plays computer games to the extend that they cannot distinguish between reality and the game and cannot function properly in the real world.
that elf threatened to kill me with a rune axe
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1. The ultimate Mary Sue fantasy race.
They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.
2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
My elf figher/mage/thief who dual-weilds +10 scimitars of speed is named "Caraistlehoff" and scores with hot elven women every night!
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One of the magic forest folks. Usually have long, gold-colored hair, although some can have darker. They are swift with a bow and arrow, and do not have a life span. To be killed, they have to die from an injury. Noted for their pointy ears. (what's the point of being an elf without the ears???)
Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
Legolas is such a hot elf, what with that long, blonde hair. And the ears.
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the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.
"We were elfing Jason last night. He was so drunk, we wrote "I suck dick" on his face!"
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Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...
So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.
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1. A very short person
2. The bad guys from Thor the dark world
That guy is so short that he is an elf