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Joe Elio

Joe Elio is a Lebanese mixed name. He’s a great guy who has to pass all his life hearing the joke:that his parents didn’t agree on Joe, nor on Elio, so they eventually put them together. Just like the complex name, Joe elio is a thinker, a patient person who knows how to handle bad situations and problems. Charming, and unbelievably attractive, Joe elio can’t let any girl/woman pass without capting her attention, and making her smile. Even though he’s rational and logical, he has a very sensitive character that makes him the perfect guy. Very very very jealous and overprotective over his girl, Joe elio is a keeper despite the fact that he looks like a handsome player.

-How perfect is he on a scale from 1 to 10?
-Joe Elio.😍

by oott September 25, 2017


Elio Effect

short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Elio

wow elio is so cool

well you just experienced the elio effect

by notreeal June 5, 2021


elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

2👍 1👎


Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

4👍 1👎


elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

by Gillen October 27, 2013

5👍 1👎


elio iusewindows

@iusewindows is a very cute guy that is dating @rileyyoff and they’re the best couple ever for sure

Person 1: Do you like elio iusewindows
Person 2: Yes but he’s already @rileyyoff’s boyfriend

by Sexy BiGirl February 7, 2021


elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021