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short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Elio
wow elio is so cool
well you just experienced the elio effect
Joe Elio is a Lebanese mixed name. He’s a great guy who has to pass all his life hearing the joke:that his parents didn’t agree on Joe, nor on Elio, so they eventually put them together. Just like the complex name, Joe elio is a thinker, a patient person who knows how to handle bad situations and problems. Charming, and unbelievably attractive, Joe elio can’t let any girl/woman pass without capting her attention, and making her smile. Even though he’s rational and logical, he has a very sensitive character that makes him the perfect guy. Very very very jealous and overprotective over his girl, Joe elio is a keeper despite the fact that he looks like a handsome player.
-How perfect is he on a scale from 1 to 10?
-Joe Elio.😍
HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT
(also please kiss me <3)
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This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
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Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.
Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.
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While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.
Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.
Afterward we went to get tacos.