urban elixir

Kinds of remedy that solve sicknesses caused by living in the city.

After long hours of office working, I need an urban elixir.

Dark Elixir

An African's jizz.

"Dark Elixir was all over the walls"-Freud.

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H-Elixir

He-Licks-Her: The blissful state a man wishes to experience while going down on a woman ~ where her scent and taste send him into a state of unbelievable content.

I went down on Katie and experienced such heightened H-Elixir pleasure, I didn't want to return to normal consciousness.

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Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.

"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"

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Elixir Storage

A woman or Man that plays clash of clans in their free time that you would like to have sex and ejaculate into.

"Oh my god I want Erin to be my Elixir storage so bad"

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green elixir

Commonly used slang for Mountain Dew.

"hey man, let's go to Walgreens to get some green elixir."

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Positive elixir trade

A Clash Royale term representing when you perform an action, and a different action affects you in a way that leaves you satisfied or feeling like the original action was worth doing.

Comes from placing down a card in Clash Royale to oppose the enemy's card, and still keeping enough (or in some cases, getting more) elixir to fuel your next push.

Simple Example:

Jack: *Hates fruit roll-ups, gives one to John, who loves fruit roll-ups.*

John: *Hates Coke, gives one to Jack, who loves Coke.*

Jack and John in unison: "Positive elixir trade."

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