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The most ugliest disgusting girl to ever date and smells like pig shit and face needs to be rubbed using a sandpaper to look beautiful
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The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly
Richard gave Susan the old Elmira Reheat after a long night at the bar
she is a thong-shopper jewish snow in hair, boyfriend macker in front of my locker, thinks she hot shit, wannabee.
melissa shari thong-shopper, bargain- stealer cohen
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They are a professional Ice Hockey team located in Elmira, New York. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Binghampton Senators of the AHL, and the Ottawa Senators of the NHL
LETS GO ELMIRA JACKALS!!!
the Elmira Jackals are taking a bite out of the game!
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If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
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A fictional steam locomotive in the 2018 Roblox game “Somewhere Wales”
I’m going to pull a passenger train with Elmira.