John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

Elway

Elway is a Broncos fan and is very interested in making a lot of money. He's not very popular but fits in with the group that's on the humorous side.
He's very friendly and cares about others but sometimes he can get hot headed and anti social. He doesn't like sports and would rather be inside and has lazy bum guilt.

"Is Elway coming to the party?"
"Naw, he is hanging out with Zelda tonight"

Elway

A Srong, tan football player that plays football, and is dating the most gorgeous girl ever!!
he is kind and knows what to do in tuff situations, always is positive and makes people happy without even trying

Elway is a hot babe