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Zander is the type of guy every girl dreams of. He’s super sweet. He’s so amazing. Some would even say he’s perfect. He won’t call you pretty, he’ll occasionally call you hot, he might call you sexy, but he will most definitely call you beautiful. If you say “I feel cute” his response would be “you should, you’re beautiful.” He will make you the happiest girl you could ever possibly be. He will make you fall in love with him just like it was love at first sight. He can tell when you’re upset. He will ask what’s wrong. When he kisses you, you get these butterflies in you’re stomach. He gives you that type of feeling where you never want it to end. You always just wanna be in his arms and when you aren’t in his arms, you feel homesick. When you’re in his arms you feel like that’s where you belong.
Zander Elwood is the most amazing guy I know and he makes me so happy:).
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A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.
Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.