Emmet

His name is Emmet. He is a subway boss. And he will absolutely pummel you.

Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life

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Emmet

A good boyfriend who is really hot .
He knows how to treat his girl. He is really fun to hang out with and is hilarious. Girls flirt with him and he may flirt back but at the end of the day he will treat his girlfriend with full attention.
Emmet has a tendency to smoke weed a lot not to mention gets grounded often.

Crystal: "Are you dating Emmet?"

Jane: "Yeah."

Crystal: " Awh, he's a keeper."

Daniel: "Emmet is so hot."

Scarlet: "I know. His girlfriend is lucky to have him!"

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Emmet

The cutest boy I know

My boyfriend

God I love him so so much

Person 1: so are you and emmet dat-
Me: no we are not
(We are-)

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Emmet

One of the unfortunate bastards with this name that isn't a tourist or the Irish equivalent of a chav.

These rare creatures have an intelligence and loyalty second to none but are constantly haunted by any nametags or letters for them.

Person A: Hey, what's your name?

Person B: Nice to meet ya, it's Emmet. How about you?

Person A: ... I... I have to go...

Person B: Oh God not again ;-;

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Emmet

What hillbillies believe to be God's true name.

YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...

(After the sermon)

HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.

PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?

HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!

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Emmet

Emmet is someone who gives off big dick energy but has an innocent and kind soul. He may be dense at times (like a lego) but he is nice, passionate, and driven. He's always down for anything no matter how childish and remains rationale even in the toughest of circumstances. He tries his best to make those around him happy. Even though he may occasionally clash with other personalities, he makes a great life partner.

Emmet, Everything has been awesome and I love you too.

Get your own Emmet, this one is mine.

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Emmetitis

When someone is writing in a text box, you see that person's name is typing for a long period of time, when the message finally appears, it's only a few words

Oh my goodness, I've got Emmetitis, it's taking me forever to type this sentence

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