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An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.
Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.
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Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.
I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!
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Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.
"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."
Someone who is shit on and ultimately will go fucking insane. at the workplace, this person is usually withdrawn and very quiet. but little do you know, this person hates everyone and everything at his workplace and is one unhappy mother fucker. his is imprisoned to his job and cannot leave his job security due to finicial responsibilities, drug habits, kids etc. so when kept in the 9-5pm cage he plots and plans how he will go off on the next shit talkin mother fucker. a disgruntled employee, usually steals stuff from his workplace according to his " fuck or be fucked" motto or fuck the company before they fuck you. a great example of a disgruntled employee, if you watch DISTURBED'S VOICES music video. Disgruntled employees are highly dangerous no matter what they look like or how big or small they are. leave them alone in the best interest of your safety.
John walks in to the corporate office with headphones on, on his way to his cubicle.(you can hear blasting on his headphones) "let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the, (2 cymbal clashes) FFFFLLLLLOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" ted the newly promoted district manager smirks at john. john then grabs ted by the shirt and punches him in the face and knocks him out. and continues to ruin and break shit as he's beating the shit out of people. he makes it to his cubicle and starts his accounting work as people stare at him. now thats a disgruntled employee!
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n. someone who wakes up in the morning and has to decide whether or not they want to call in sick. If they don't they show up in time for coffee break, smoke break, pre-lunch break, lunch break, after lunch break, another smoke break, and then wash their hands in time to go home. In other words they are lesbians (someone who doesn't do DICK)
the word work is a place where you go during the day to do your job and collect your money. A government employee goes to work to socialize with friends and talk about what they are going to do when the buzzer goes off to leave.
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A hapless chancer of sub-nominal intelligence commonly employed by the Bank of England. Exhibits all the characteristics of a spaz. Differentiated from run-of-the-mill retards by an inability to see the world outside the organisation that employs them. Unlikely to amount to anything of substance in said world.
Person A: Hey - that dutfield is a Bank Employee isn't he?
Person B: Man, yeah. He's a thick cunt.
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Someone who works at Wendy’s for 10 Dollars an hour and off work he would occasionally get murdered by a cop at a Dinner Party along with 2 Vegans, A virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo Games, and Someone who slams beer on a table, they also have a tendency to be gifted battleborn on Christmas by that same virgin.
“Wendy’s Employee, Wendy’s Employee”