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The End of the World

The End of the World is the time at which The Zombies overrun Earth, or Mateus decides he doesn't need it. Either way, Mateus has been quoted on saying: "There is no heaven - get over it. The only ones who are getting immortality are the hookers. The rest of you cock-monkeys are gonna rot in the dirt. Hehe."

Mateus: "The End of the World? - When all the hookers are gone. Nah, just kidding. The Earth will be here for ages, though all you little bastards will end up killing yourselves if that Hillary Clinton bitch becomes President. Hehe. Boo feminism! Hooray Canada and threesomes! Anyone got some speed?"

by Ninja13 February 23, 2008

11πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


End of the world

The world was supposed to end in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2018, and 2020. It's all just tabloid scare tactics used simply for the purpose of arousing alarm.

Sheep: Did you read The Sun? They say that the end of the world is upon us!!!?!?!?!

Critical thinker: Tabloids are unreliable sources of information. I'd listen to the scientists rather than hearsay.

by Rotten Turkey April 25, 2021

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


The end of the world

The end of the world occurs when you yourself end. The world doesn't end for everybody at once the world ends with you. You can expand your world pass the stars beyond the heavens and through God. People only see the world as they wish so, that world and the other people and everything in there might as well be that world.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world is just the beginning of another journey in life we can decipher life is truth from the moment we are born then what is to be deciphered in death?

by The True Anti-Hero December 1, 2009

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


End of the world

The end of the world will happen in 2018 September the 30th when the comet will hit us. Comets are icy bodies in space that release gas or dust.

The end of the world will happen on september the 30th

by The ducky man December 20, 2017

4πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


end of ze world

refers to a humorous flash animation/video, circulating over the internet, which deals with the threat of nuclear warfare

'end of ze world' has become an internet meme, with many memorable phrases entering daily usage (see tags)

one place you can watch the animation is on this website: endofworld dot net

the author has not been established yet (as there are no credits whatsoever), but presumably someone who lives in california :)

by gimmejunkmail June 26, 2011


End of the world option

A person you have no interest in and would only consider being intimate with if it was the end of the world and there was no one else left.

Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.

by Kendy3000 June 28, 2020

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž