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A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.
Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.
With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!
OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!
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monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)
P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)
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The best energy drinks for Kyles and Chads. Until it got taken over by some tiktok pussies that got their first ever sponsor it was the energy drink for only the realest mfs.
You ain't a real man until you've drank Rainbow Unicorn Bang energy drink.
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the legit-ist energy drink you'll find
These new flavors of Amp Energy Drink are so good. I am energized now :)
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When people think that your 500ml can of energy juice is infact beer
Cinema man : "you cant take alcohol in the cinema"
Me :"its ok, its rockstar"
Cinema man :"yeah, right, fuck off."
Me : "i thought it was only old people who made the energy drink error..."
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The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.
A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!
B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.
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An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.
12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster
12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!
Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!
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