Engaged

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.

Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father

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Engaged

to be interested in a subject or a story

The students were engaged in the lecture.

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engaged to be engaged

A stage in the relationship between a monogamous couple when the members are expected to wed in the near future, but will more likely break up next week.

"Fred and Victoria broke up? I thought they were engaged to be engaged!"
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."

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engagged

Noun
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.

Person 1: “I went to the pacific islands”
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged

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Engaged

When a person tries to marry King Gordy

james why are you engaged to king gordy?

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Engaging

A euphemistic way to say "fucking."

I've been interested in... engaging with Danielle for since she started snapchatting me.

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If enraged, It's engaged

To anger someone/something in order to get undivided attention.

You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!

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