Random
Source Code
Random
eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean
eoin got friendzoned AGAIN
8👍 18👎
A white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. He plays guitar in a little band called Repeat. He is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. He is also a fan of hobbling.
Typical Quotes:
"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"
"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"
43👍 150👎
A little white boi that thinks he’s black.He’s 5 foot 2 and wears a helmet 24/7.Member of the buckethead nation.his nickname is mc stub because he resembles a stub.Carrys around a giant bag that makes him look like a turtle and results in him getting flopped.
5👍 11👎
An Irish leprechaun named John
"It's st Patrick's day tommorow"
"better say happy birthday to Eoin"
3👍 6👎
Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens.
Being defined as Eoin you try to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch).
1👍 1👎
A gay man with a tic tac sized penis who is very unattractive and is generally a toxic person to be around.
Damn look how gay you are Eoin
3👍 8👎