equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

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Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

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eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

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equalate

To make two things equal.

We should be using calculus to find how much TNT is necessary to equalate that of an atomic bomb with X amount of plutonium.

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equalizer

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!

This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!

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Equal

Equal: A Agreement; One or more agreement’s

impossible and means something;

Equalconstruct of the mind; particular or practical place holder for a thing and or value;

Like the number zero

Equal: all things are unequal or equally unequal.

EQUAL is a word that performs a function that ,can not take place physical, metaphorically, Theoretically,

because being equal is a impossible state of being for any comparison to be made.

two Oranges are equal.
Two Oranges are equal in many ways.

However in fact two Oranges are Different in a near infinite ways.

We could count the molecules or atoms and discover There is nothing exactly similar (Equal) between the two oranges.

Final one would say “yeah but there both Oranges man”.
fine there are equal in ever way, but accept Perspective.

Because they can’t occupy the same space and time Equally.
the two Oranges, are under different influence. That’s having a effect on the two separate Oranges.

Equal: A Construct of mind that applies a crude Approximation between vague contrasts in sensory data.
We are naturally desensitized to the near infinite range of differences between what are seemingly similar occurrences.

2+2 equals 4

No 2+2 = 2+2

4=4 don’t occupy the same space on page or space time, unequal in that respect

Does the 2 enter into the other 2

Does it sit next to it like a twin bother

How exactly do they combined to form a 4

Are they blended in a blender? And we pour a four smoothies?

We split the bill equally

I love my wife she is my equal

2+2 equals 4

I demand Equal rights

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equalism

A philosophy that holds men and women should are equal.

A lot of women think they actually believe in equalism, because feminism means that women are superior.

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