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This subspecies of human beings called Eren is often also referred to as a Ehrenmann. It eats dΓΆner at least five times a week, plays on its PC, gets good grades because it has got hyperthymesia and can literally recall entire lessons word for word what the teacher has said, and instead of buying products when walking into a store, it has the tendency of just buying the store altogether at whim. These may just be the strangest properties ever to be present within a human being--sadly a perfectly accurate form of such doesn't exist yet (luckily).
Aw fuck. My rent just got raised again, Eren bought 30% of all new available real estate in Frankfurt just raise property prices for fun and make their availability more scarce than it already is.
I just saw this silver Audi A8 on the way to work with cash streaming out of the wheel rims, was that Eren passing by again?
Have you ever wanted a massive 3 story villa mansion with a roof made out of cardboard? Here I'll give you Eren's number, his the right property developer to contact for this one.
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A lovely girl with a bit of a bookish attitude.
Has a fond taste of Oreos.
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#1: Omg she is such an Eren.
#2: Yeah, so lovely!
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A girl who thinks her jokes are funny to everyone.
Once she starts laughing she can barely stop.
She gets mad at everything.
"Eren is a fun and amazing person to be around with"
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Eats chicken nuggets , kicks/throws the makka pakka toy into the wardrobe and is a crazy bitch lol
Lol , your being such an eren right now
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Sexiest Person in the world has a big dick
Always the best Girls he is a fucking motherfucker
Whats your Name?
Eren.
Oh shit you are sexy lets fuck
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Eren is an amazing, funny and excitable individual that everyone should consider themselves lucky to befriend. If you ever come across an Eren, befriend them immediately and if you are a single girl, slide into his DMs too. An Eren is also the most chaotic and hilarious person you will ever meet and they are quite rare too, so keep your eyes peeled for a stunning guy that has people in stitches all around him.
Eren: *Says something completely random but hilarious*
Everyone around him: *Re-enacting the ending of every Peppa Pig episode* ( Laughing on the floor, sometimes in muddy puddles )
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an absolute fuck that does not know how to stop screaming like a man baby
looks like a shoe lack as well
oh, how strange there is a moving shoe lack!
no John that's an Eren
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