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A kind man. Always sweet, makes you smile every day. Has the cutest face and listens every time. Just like being a good cat. The man that makes your day happy. He makes you laugh every time.
Why is Eric being a good cat?
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A shy guy at first, but the sweetest, cutest guy you will ever meet. He’s usually tiny and has a baby face, clueless personality, and really cares. He might be very super duper Uber busy, but he wants to make time for you. You are so lucky to have an Eric in your life. He’s so talented, smart, funny, and you can’t think of any words to describe him. You usually have a crush on him, and hope he’s your first kiss. He’s athletic and huggable at the same time.
Wow, Is that an angel?
No, it’s just Eric
It doesn’t look like Eric can’t do anything
You’re so lucky to be Eric’s friend
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A boy who is kind and sweet. He will put you first and always make you happy, charming, handsome, cute, has a great sense of humor, and will love you for eternity. He will make you feel beautiful, he will kiss and comfort you when your sad.
Person 1: Your boyfriend seems really nice and sweet
Person 2: Yes he is! He's the best!
Person 1: I wish my boyfriend was like yours.
Just find an "Eric"
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Eric is a mentally retarded cat who can fly. Once this lil fella gets the taste of blood, he lands on top of statues and turns into a demon and attacks fat people.
Woah did you see that Eric fly by yesterday?
There goes another Eric at work.
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He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A light hazel and very tall, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest then lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing Bioshock, and Resident Evil. Resembles a twig, but is a food-addict. The kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Eric is soooooo sarcastic.
Why can't Eric ever gain any weight? He's a twig!
Sometimes, he's just so dense to feelings.
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Eric has a huge cock, prefers blondes with ponytails
Damn Eric is so cool, I should kill myself!
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