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A mystical creature. He's like a tiny tan unicorn. When you see this guy you will understand. Cock and balls. When he walks he is followed by rainbow rivers danced on by tiny sparkling butterflies. It takes your breath away to the point that it hurts. No one can explain it to you. One day you will understand till then i'm sorry I tried. I love the dick.
Did you see Eric when he walked by I think I saw a ladybug tap dancing. Well maybe it was Moth. Why aren't moths considered pretty like butterflies. I really like moths they remind me of that fancy guy named Eric.
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a legendary BAMF viking warrior who's tall buffed out body is crowned with hair of fire and filled with a heart of gold that is always there to give strength to his comrades in arms. He enjoys hurling large heavy objects long distances for fun and he is known for his skills at rocking out on the bass. He is impervious to anything the world attempts to throw at him. Though his only known weakness is the sun. but that isn't that big of a deal because of the great advances in sunblock technology. Upon meeting this legendary Eric if you are a woman you will automatically feel the urge to be with him and if you are a guy you will wish to be him. He is a bro of the highest quality. no homo.
"eric come over here i need you to help me move this large heavy object/reach something up high."
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Eric is sweet, funny, considerate, caring and supportive. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. He is a one of a kind, and perfect for that one lucky girl. He helps her with anything, and can always make her happy. He makes her believe in herself when no one else can. He has the sexiest singing voice ever!!! He is every girl's ideal guy. That one lucky girl will be the most happiest person on earth. <3
"Hey did you see that guy?"
"Yeah..."
"Whats his name??"
"Eric, and he's mine so back off!"
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A kind man. Always sweet, makes you smile every day. Has the cutest face and listens every time. Just like being a good cat. The man that makes your day happy. He makes you laugh every time.
Why is Eric being a good cat?
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a. A disease that afflicts everyone with an Eric like personality in which they obtain a serious superiority complex, and stalk girls they have no chance with in a desperate act proving self-worth. The infected person is then no longer liked by any significant number of people, and in fact is generally hated.
b. Generally being a douche
The poor guy caught ericitis, and has become a total douche.
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A shy guy at first, but the sweetest, cutest guy you will ever meet. He’s usually tiny and has a baby face, clueless personality, and really cares. He might be very super duper Uber busy, but he wants to make time for you. You are so lucky to have an Eric in your life. He’s so talented, smart, funny, and you can’t think of any words to describe him. You usually have a crush on him, and hope he’s your first kiss. He’s athletic and huggable at the same time.
Wow, Is that an angel?
No, it’s just Eric
It doesn’t look like Eric can’t do anything
You’re so lucky to be Eric’s friend
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A boy who is kind and sweet. He will put you first and always make you happy, charming, handsome, cute, has a great sense of humor, and will love you for eternity. He will make you feel beautiful, he will kiss and comfort you when your sad.
Person 1: Your boyfriend seems really nice and sweet
Person 2: Yes he is! He's the best!
Person 1: I wish my boyfriend was like yours.
Just find an "Eric"
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