Erie

The mistake by the lake. The snow capital of the world. Where schools never cancel classes and no one is surprised if the temp changes from 100 degrees to negative 20 in 4 hours. The adults are all either really sheltered or mega whacked out. Kids start drinking, smoking, and f*cking in elementary school. And you can find a bag of pot easier than you can spot a car. You might live in the city but have 3 farms in a mile radius. Nick Scott is a known hated monopolist. If you go to college, you are probably either a science or communications major. If you once went to college, chances are you did drugs or drank every day, all day, for years, and still do. The millcreek mall and the dollar theater were the coolest places to hang growing up, and the penninsula was so awesome with its nasty shit infested water. If you ever want to see the most messed up city in all the world, come here.

Erie, PA received 10 feet of snow today and nothing closed down except the plowing companies.

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Erie

A city full of rednecks, sluts, skanks, prostitution, drug dealers and many more. Erie is the Little Detroit of Pennsylvania, it’s also well known as being the mistake on the lake. They have the Nighmare on Elm Street Walmart, abandoned houses full of homeless and crackheads, as well as gangsters with weird nicknames like “Spoons”, “Hacker” and “PSN”. Erie has a billion churches and probably a thousand bars on every corner. People only think Erie is the best just because of Waldameer and Splash Lagoon, but once you go into the neighborhoods, you’ll think “this place is a shit hole.”

I went to Erie and found a needle on the ground.

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ery

Ery means what's up. Basically saying hello. Its a Marin City, California term also known as the "Jungle". And when u say ery in marin city it means the jungle call.

"Hey Dude"
"Ery"
"What's up wit you?"
"Just chillin hella stoned"

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erie

The Booze Capital of the USA. I swear, turn in any direction and spit and you will hit a tavern or beer distributor. There is always a Roman Catholic Church across the street for a bar and a convenience store.
The city council is know for blowing tax money on stupid-ass ideas, like the Bayfront Convention Center or the Maritime Museum. Also known for a lot of snow in the winter.

I feel like getting piss drunk on 25 cent drafts ... hey, let's go to Erie, Pennsylvania!

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Eri

Over achieving girl that tries extra hard in school. Very sweet and kind. An Eri is someone who everyone likes being around. She is gorgeous but won't admit it. Makes friends in an instant. Also very innocent too.

man eri is just amazing

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Erie

If you have dreams of doing something great with your life congratulations it will never happen good luck selling gas cards at cofair for the rest of your life, marriages don’t last here and if they do you live in a house hold where everyone hates each other, the coolest place to hang out in the city is Best Buy

The gangsters in this city actually don’t do anything gangster except for impregnating women and leaving them to raise the next generation of welfare warriors.

Every time you see a crime on the local news page it’s almost certain that the last names are Robinson, pulliam, or Thompson

What’s even crazier is that those 3 family’s have been inbreeding and shooting at each other for the last 15 years over baby mama issues neighborhoods owned by the government and Digimon trading cards

The hispanic community isn’t any better it’s filled with a bunch 5”4 guys in jeans that are tighter than a tech deck flip kick they also show up to car shows and meets with females who are clearly underage and they never refer to them as their girlfriends it’s always oh this is just my home girl.

Any other foreigner in town is a fake money bag man with a salvaged car from co part

The white people here are either super sheltered, crack heads or just wonked tf out of their Minds for whatever reason, I said hi to a White lady the other day and she ran away like I was tryna eat her Scooby snacks

“Hey son here’s 16 dollars go to cofair and buy me a 5 dollar gas card and a pack of back woods”

“Okay dad when are we gonna eat”

“Ask your mom she already takes 800 dollars a month from me in Child support” thank you Erie

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Erys

The nicest kindest girl you'll ever meet. Erys' are hard to come by so when you find her keep her close. She probably has anxiety but really likes hugs.

Person 1:hey who was that?
Person 2: oh, that was Erys
Person 1:wait really?? Bro that's awesome! Keep hold of her bro!