erie

The Booze Capital of the USA. I swear, turn in any direction and spit and you will hit a tavern or beer distributor. There is always a Roman Catholic Church across the street for a bar and a convenience store.
The city council is know for blowing tax money on stupid-ass ideas, like the Bayfront Convention Center or the Maritime Museum. Also known for a lot of snow in the winter.

I feel like getting piss drunk on 25 cent drafts ... hey, let's go to Erie, Pennsylvania!

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Eri

Over achieving girl that tries extra hard in school. Very sweet and kind. An Eri is someone who everyone likes being around. She is gorgeous but won't admit it. Makes friends in an instant. Also very innocent too.

man eri is just amazing

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Erie

If you have dreams of doing something great with your life congratulations it will never happen good luck selling gas cards at cofair for the rest of your life, marriages don’t last here and if they do you live in a house hold where everyone hates each other, the coolest place to hang out in the city is Best Buy

The gangsters in this city actually don’t do anything gangster except for impregnating women and leaving them to raise the next generation of welfare warriors.

Every time you see a crime on the local news page it’s almost certain that the last names are Robinson, pulliam, or Thompson

What’s even crazier is that those 3 family’s have been inbreeding and shooting at each other for the last 15 years over baby mama issues neighborhoods owned by the government and Digimon trading cards

The hispanic community isn’t any better it’s filled with a bunch 5”4 guys in jeans that are tighter than a tech deck flip kick they also show up to car shows and meets with females who are clearly underage and they never refer to them as their girlfriends it’s always oh this is just my home girl.

Any other foreigner in town is a fake money bag man with a salvaged car from co part

The white people here are either super sheltered, crack heads or just wonked tf out of their Minds for whatever reason, I said hi to a White lady the other day and she ran away like I was tryna eat her Scooby snacks

“Hey son here’s 16 dollars go to cofair and buy me a 5 dollar gas card and a pack of back woods”

“Okay dad when are we gonna eat”

“Ask your mom she already takes 800 dollars a month from me in Child support” thank you Erie

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Erys

The nicest kindest girl you'll ever meet. Erys' are hard to come by so when you find her keep her close. She probably has anxiety but really likes hugs.

Person 1:hey who was that?
Person 2: oh, that was Erys
Person 1:wait really?? Bro that's awesome! Keep hold of her bro!

Eris

One of the most true best friends you can get. When found with 2 other friends you get a nice group of people. Eris (eri) is just one of the greatest people to live!

Damn, eris really be out here being my best friend

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Eris

Eris is usually the shy boy who doesnt talk much until you get to know him and when... when he gets to know you he is the usually the class clown that can make anyone joke .. boys called Eris usually have sexy blue eyes and sometimes really stupid and annoying

Girl 1: OMG LOOK AT ERIS HES SO HOT
Girl2: IKR

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Eries

Biggest fan of Rhea and will do anything to get her.

Eries Chan

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