erk

"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.

John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.

Erk.

The Chief of Clan R2 and Emperor of the Erkinian Empire

Erk. owns all who oppose him

erked

the feeling you get after doing some sort of pills (ie. percocet, vicodin) either by just eating them or crushing and snorting them

person1: yo whats up with robert?

person2: nutin man he did a few too many pills and now hes erked

(about the strange looking person on the couch who hasnt moved or spoke but clearly isnt sleeping)

erk

An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone

U erk give me back my toothpaste!

erks

A term used to describe the ugliness of one's face.

ERKKKKS no. erks.

erk

a dumass way of saying you are pissed off

the word erk really erks me

erk

A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.

hey clark, did you just erk it?