"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.
John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!
John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.
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the feeling you get after doing some sort of pills (ie. percocet, vicodin) either by just eating them or crushing and snorting them
person1: yo whats up with robert?
person2: nutin man he did a few too many pills and now hes erked
(about the strange looking person on the couch who hasnt moved or spoke but clearly isnt sleeping)
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An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone
U erk give me back my toothpaste!
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A term used to describe the ugliness of one's face.
ERKKKKS no. erks.
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A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.
hey clark, did you just erk it?
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