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A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.
Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.
Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one
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When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.
"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism
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usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
The greatest pun of all history.
"Hey, I like your shirt!"
"Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"
When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
Ervin Dzanajev is usually a beloved fisherman for his village. He loves eating he was seen eating large portions of chicken with a side of Pizza.
Ervin Dzanajev Caught a fish and starting to gobble it up raw!