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this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards
Suburban: Rich bastard, I am in the same thing for only 37g's
Escalade ESV: Yeah but your built like crap, and youre jealous of me so kiss my ass and my 6.2L V8 while your crappy 5.3L V8 Cant even get onto the highway fast enough
Suburban: Uh, yeah, well, go chevy (Drives away and starts crying wishing he went to college so he can get an escalade)
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Still the coolest car on earth (Mainly the second generation)
The Most Stylish car I\'ve seen.
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a true example of pimp my ride
made exclusively for rappers/drug dealers and the mafia
look an escalade... im gon get some weed
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can u say Pimp mobile?
I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch
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A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.
Would you like to see my Escalade on 20's?
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like the saying goes (that i made up)
beater cars wont get you far
but escalades will get you laid
w00t! that escalade is l33t! biotch
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(Verb) to drive your escalade somewhere
Let's Escalade to Taco Bell for a Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
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