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Teenage Australian fuckwit who is a mega shit cunt. They generally wear striped nautica t shirts adidas shorts Nike bumbags nautica or Nike caps and Tns (or 90s 95s and 97s if they’re too broke to get tns). They are generally aged 12-20 and are all dumb as shit and drop out of school and spend the rest of their lives doing drugs and stealing. They are generally found at shopping centres or train stations and they smoke, drink, steal, swear, fight, stink, wear esh clothes and hang out in groups of at least 5. They all think they can fight and carry around knives but in reality they can’t do shit and if one comes up to u then just threaten them and them to fuck off and they will piss off cuz they r all pussy af. They also deal drugs and steal and they r just genuinely fuckwits and idk why everyone is trying to b like them.
Person 1: *wears tns*
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.
An eshay is an Aussie who wears American caps and clothes. He will often wear nba jerseys. You can find him walking around schools in the middle of the day because he likes little children.
Small School-kid 1: Teacher! Teacher! There is a strange man staring at me through the fence!
Teacher: Don’t worry he’s just an eshay, he can’t hurt you.
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Eshays are the most scariest people in the whole of Australia and are feared by everyone, usually have small penises and always skip leg-day. Most eshays also have no parents who usually die from drugs.
Person 1: Did you see that skinny white kid eshay.
Person 2: I shat my pants when I saw him absolute scary man
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A bunch of fuckheads that blast bassy music from their 20$ Kmart speaker
You always find them smoking, vaping or any other kinds drugs screaming cunt and other swear words and also sounding like a sheep.
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An "Eshay" is a derogatory slang term for a person suffering from brain damage, usually resulting in a combination of bad parenting, and marijuana. Eshays are highly contagious.
Eshay: "aw yeah eshay baah give us ya TNs"
Doctor: "We've lost another one"
Typically an Australian term used for large groups of people who vape, wear Nike tns, carry bum bags and take pingas (ecstasy)
Female Eshay: wear cropped hoodies and do weed or coke. Leggings and are always on insta.
Eshay lads/boys: more commonly seen then eshay girls. Wear bum bags. Wear Lacoste, Nike, ny, and stüssy. They don’t wear supreme because they spent all of their money on weed and vape juice. Essays think they are top shit.
Human 1: Oi look those eshays are flogging shit off some poor kid.
Human 2: should we help him?
Human 1: no chance bro. Their fucking eshay.
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One special teenage boy, who typically lives in Western Sydney and hangs around train stations with the rest of his pack. He is a lower class individual, who dresses in Nike TNs and adidas trackies. He always wears a black cap to show off the back of his mullet.
Person 1: Oi did you get a look of that eshay’s mullet?
Person 2: Yeah, there were nits flying off it!