1)word used by lads british see chavs. technically meant to be the pig latin of yes, but only emphasises the stupidity of lads as the pig latin of yes is esyay.
2)has been taken onto mean anything, by lads, so it can be used when a lad has inadequate vocabulary to respond to his fellow lad's saying, which will usually revolve around cars other lads, lasses, a gang bashing or just the word eshays
1)normal: did you watch the footy?
lad: eshays
2)lad 1: me and my mates bashed this four year old the other day. got 60 cents off him bra.
lad 2: eshays
lad 1: eshays
lad 2: eshays
(bask in lad-believed awesomeness)
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An eshay is the most annoying type of fucking person, they typically have a horrific hair cut and are obsessed with gangs, fist fights, drill/rap music, blasting that drill/rap music while out on the streets through EUbooms, and vaping for their snap chat story.
Eshays are fairly similar to very agressive scooter kids, and could definitely well be a very hateful person.
Finding an eshay is quite easy, simply look at someone who you think looks like an eshay. within about 3-5 seconds you should hear their blasted drill/rap music being paused and then them shouting “oi you got an eye problem G” and then threaten to fight you. If you manage this, congrats you’ve found yourself an eshay.
Taylor: ew he’s such an eshay, have you seen him flexing his fake yeezy’s and 60 Nic on his snap?
Emma: yeah, he’s definitely an eshay.
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Another expression for the Aussie word "Fuckwit".
Person 1: Oi ya farken eshay!
Person 2: Yeah Nah Yeah Nah, your all talk cunt. Fuckin roll ya bah!
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A skinny white boy that often spends his money on drugs and cigarettes.
Teenage Australian fuckwit who is a mega shit cunt. They generally wear striped nautica t shirts adidas shorts Nike bumbags nautica or Nike caps and Tns (or 90s 95s and 97s if they’re too broke to get tns). They are generally aged 12-20 and are all dumb as shit and drop out of school and spend the rest of their lives doing drugs and stealing. They are generally found at shopping centres or train stations and they smoke, drink, steal, swear, fight, stink, wear esh clothes and hang out in groups of at least 5. They all think they can fight and carry around knives but in reality they can’t do shit and if one comes up to u then just threaten them and them to fuck off and they will piss off cuz they r all pussy af. They also deal drugs and steal and they r just genuinely fuckwits and idk why everyone is trying to b like them.
Person 1: *wears tns*
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.
An eshay is an Aussie who wears American caps and clothes. He will often wear nba jerseys. You can find him walking around schools in the middle of the day because he likes little children.
Small School-kid 1: Teacher! Teacher! There is a strange man staring at me through the fence!
Teacher: Don’t worry he’s just an eshay, he can’t hurt you.
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Eshays are the most scariest people in the whole of Australia and are feared by everyone, usually have small penises and always skip leg-day. Most eshays also have no parents who usually die from drugs.
Person 1: Did you see that skinny white kid eshay.
Person 2: I shat my pants when I saw him absolute scary man
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