Euan is an angry dude with short mans syndrome, he tries to compensate for his lack of size with items such as large trucks. He is competitive and will F* someone up if they try to defeat him. He doesn’t need anyone and prefers to be a lone wolf, often abandoned them. If you ever meet a euan befriend him if possible.. and then try to tame him.
Person: gosh why does Euan he drive such a large truck?!
Other person: must be the small dick
A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.
Gay faggot thinks he’s cool he’s not he’s gay.Usally white and blond total handicaps like to eat knobs.Fat shits.
Oi fatty your such a Euan
2ft2 the shortest guy you will ever meet super short
Euan is short
An older boy who takes pleasure in seducing younger girls who are emotionally unstable.
That creep is a Euan
a good looking guy although he doesnt think so... someone who does not show alot of emotion and does not give alot away as to how he is feeling