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a suffix for A.R.M.Y or koreaboo's.
lifeu, hearteu, eateu, meateu.
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German word for: Something that many foreigners outside of the European Union desire. Often used by Germans in a way showing their superiority to lesser countries suffering from not being part of the EU (mostly Turkish people).
"Hey Emre Tuncer, wie läuft EU-Beitritt?"
"Nicht so gut: Mein Asylantrag wurde abgelehnt, und jetzt muss ich zurück in meine Mülltonne"
a very funny joke:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this Will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a Deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
Kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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European fans ability to be completely deluded about how strong their teams are and how relevant their country is. They live in a bubble where they are told how good they are at everything. Then eventually when they get slapped around internationally, they are dumbfounded. This is often pre-empted by or followed by EUxcuses.
A: Hey man, did you see that X team got destroyed in group stages?
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses
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Where the Uk Actually from the EU leaves for the better. If we have another referendum, it would make Gb a hellhole.The fact that GB wanted to leave shows that they weren’t happy.
‘We better be LEAVING THE EU soon... it’s giving me a headache’
‘I don’t want to LEAVE THE EU :(‘
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Although it is pronounced like 'F*ck you' it means something totally different.
'Fac eu' is a Romania word meaning "I'll do it".
-Hey step-bro! Don't fap by yourself. 'Fac eu'.
-Ooh, thats a very good idea step-sis.
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A European girl who primarily dates/has relations with a black guy due to curiosity and scarcity of them existing in Europe. They usually want to experience the culture and see if the rumors of BBC are true.
It is her first time partying in the United States, let's see if she'll become an EU Mudshark.
Olga went to LA for vacation and returned back to Norway as an EU Mudshark.
Look at Ana, it's her first time in Miami, she's such an EU Mudshark, only hooking up with the Black folks.
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