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Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy
Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy
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A Boy who really needs a border collie in his life.
Evan asked his mom for a border collie. She said I will think about it. Then Evan got really sad
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Evan is the most cutest boy you'll ever meet. He's very protective. He has the most adorable smile you've ever seen. Every girl would want him because of his sense of humor, his smile, him being protective, and making you happy every day. When you see him you just want to go up to him and hug and drown him in your love.
Girl #1: "Who is that boy over there?"
Girl #2: "That's Evan, isn't he the cutest boy you've ever seen?"
Girl #1: "Yes, I just want to go up to him and shower him with my love!"
one of the most caring guys you’ll ever meet. he’s selfless and loves to comfort people. he’s highkey gory and loves rock & rap. he’s really cute and has blonde curly hair and green eyes. he is a total goofball and loves to have a good time. when you talk to him it feels like you’re the only girl in the world. will love you more than you’ll ever know. one of the most loving people ever. puts up with your bs and loves you anyways. but not backstabbing type thing. his intuition is strong as a mf and he’s a really protective boyfriend but only wants what’s best for you. protective but not jealous. will always have your back and will be there in the long run. a boy that has a huge dick and all the girls want him but only one can have him.
Evan is the greatest person to talk to for advice
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The hottest guy on earth. smart, cute goofy, sexy. has a huge dick that girls love to touch and suck. really good at sex
Girlfriend: Wow Evan your good at this (grunts)
Evan: I know
Girlfriend: Shove it in harder
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