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Eve is a beautiful beautiful person and she always looks good in photos. She is a very sleepy person and normally sleeps in for school. If you wake her up too early she might get a little mad. But eve is a very nice person and will lie for you and stand by your side always.
Someone: whos that?
Eves bestie: thats eve ofc!
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When she isn't sleeping, she's high.
"Ev you high or sumth?"
"WdYm, *pOsSumArsOn.jpg*"
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The night that you spend with people you dont care enough about to spend with on Christmas Eve
" Hey Frank would you like to come to my eve of the eve party"
"Sure Bill I would love to, hey do you have those reports on the Jefferson Plan?'
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Eve is the first girl.
The best.
You can call her hot/sexy/fit.
But she's so much more, she's beautiful.
She has the greatest personality you'll ever find.
Usually 'dirty blonde' hair.
Normally classed as 'indie' she will deny this, and say she's herself. She's loved by loads and hated by many that don't even know her'
Eve is a great kisser.
She falls in love easily and ends up getting hurt.
You can trust her with your life.
If you are friends with an Eve don't let her go.
If your going out with an Eve your a lucky man.
If you had an Eve and don't anymore, unlucky.
wow, she's beautiful.
she's ugly
do you know her?
no.
she's an eve.
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1. A poker/gambling term, short for 'Expected Value'. Basically means how much you can expect to win at any gamble. For example, if you tossed a coin and I gave you a dollar if you flipped a head, then your EV is 50 cents. Often preceded by 'positive' or 'negative' where the former implies it is a good situation and the latter a negative one.
2. As above but also applied to random everyday situations where the outcome is unknown.
I had good EV on that call because the pot was so large
Chasing inside straight draws is negative EV.
You should go chat to that girl. Gotta be positive EV
Argh, Monday mornings are so negative EV.
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Eve is one of the BEST people you will ever meet and will do anything to make you happy and she always try’s her hardest to do something right and if you betrayed her she will never come back and if your having a party or sleepover you should 100% invite her she will be your life long BFF and she is my bff so she should be your Bff and as long as you don’t let her down she won’t let you down eve is SUPER funny so if your felling down she will bring you back up with a laugh and if she is a Family member girlfriend or a best friend never ever ever ever let her down
Eve is the best
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Eve is a fucking gem. You’ll meet her and be amused by her clumsy snorts and SUPER LOUD sneezes. She works extra hard and does odd humble brag about it. She’s striking and super attractive in a way you can’t place. Her curvaceous figure and thicc thighs suit her big personality, both of which have men and women alike falling to their knees. (Not that this matters as she’s certainly huh gay ) She lacks self confidence despite her loud persona and deserves LOTS OF LOVE. Shower that girl with compliments because she deserves it. PS her name is EVE, don’t try calling her any of that Evelyn bullshit
Them: Woah Eve looks so cool what’s it like to know her?
Me: A fucking #blessing
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