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A victim of "everclearing"
If someone has been evercleared it means they were killed by the hazing act known as "everclearing".
Guy 1 "Dude did you hear about Sam?"
Guy 2 "Na what happened?"
Guy 1 "The BKE house made them do everclearing as the hazing, if you do it for too long you can die. He's dead. He got evercleared bro..."
Guy 2 "...shit."
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A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.
Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!
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Can occur any time drinking is taking place. Everyone gets a shot glass. All glasses are filled with vodka, except one. The exception is filled with Everclear. All shot glasses are mixed up and all participants grab a shot glass. All at once everyone does the shot. The loser, or winner depending on the way you look at it, gets the shot of Everclear.
Pat - "Let's play everclear roulette"
Matt - "I dont wanna play"
Jeremy - "Do it pussy"
Brad - "Yeah don't be a bitch"
Pat - "Stop being a vagina...our grandparents fought WW2 for this shit. This is our generations Normandy"
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A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.
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when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.
Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.
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Everclear is liquor, damn near pure too!
Shit's illegal, this hails in comparison to most whiskeys and vodkas, hell, it makes the other liquor brands look like sparkling water! (Unless if it's a flat drink, with no carbonation, which is fizz for you dumb fucks) it is typically drank watered down, for you daredevils out there, yes, you can drink it pure, good luck though!
Man: *has shit day and goes to bar*
Bartender: what can I get ya?
Man: everclear.
Bartender: *laughs* that shit's illegal, what else do ya want?
Man: a noose?
Bartender: alright, BET