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Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.
A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.
Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology
There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.
This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!
I got my bachelor's in three months!
I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.
Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
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The deepest and most cavernous pussy explored to date.
“Bro you ever been balls deep in that Inverted Everest?”
“Yeah bro i was practically Sir Patrick Von Dickdinshien mapping that puss last night.
When a male, preferably at a high-altitude, freezes his ejaculatory fluid into the shape of a spear. This spear is then used to stab his female partner, making a decent sized wound. The male then proceeds to have sex with the wound, as if it were a vagina. Medical assistance is often needed afterwards.
"Dude, did you hear about Amber? She's in the hospital!"
"Yeah man, she tried the Everest Spearhead, and it didn't agree with her"
"Man, I'm tired of vagina's"
"You should try the Everest Spearhead technique, it's so much better than a vagina!"
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The Mount Everest is performed by taking a dump on your partner’s chest, then quickly turning around and covering your steaming pile of excrement with a large shot of cum. This gives the effect of snow on top of a mound of dirt. The name Mount Everest describes not only the act but also the difficulty involved in completing the act. It may sound easy enough to complete, however the Mount Everest must be performed on an unsuspecting victim. To date only one person has been credited with properly completing this act, for the purposes of this post we shall refer to him as Mike. The trick is to some how convince your partner to lay on her back (naked of course) while you stand or crouch over her. For this act to truly be considered a Mount Everest you must fully complete the act before she can react, it is suggested that you use oral sex or sensual massage as a cover
Dude #1: "You should have seen the look on your Mom's face when I gave her the The Mount Everest".
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"
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highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.
The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.
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The act of having sex with someone purely because they are into you.
Based on the quote by George Mallory when asked why he wanted to climb Everest replied, "Because it's there."
#1Hey, why did you go home with that butters girl last night? #2 'I dunno man, it was just an Everest moment.