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Everton (also known as Evershite, Smallton) are a football club based in Liverpool. They are the small neighbors of the big club Liverpool FC who won 18 league titles and 5 European cups. Everton fans are too small to be hated. Therefore, Liverpool fans won't even bother about them.
Person 1: Hey, I think Everton are losing their game.
Person 2: Oh really? That is normal, small clubs lose their games.
Person 1: Yeah you're right, Everton are just too small to be winning.
evershite smallton
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A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.
See the blue scum lost again...
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To build up hope only to have it dashed before you can say 1995.
Oh no, I appear to be stuck in a state of evertonism.
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The football club that is just like the older of two brothers usually worse off and overshadowed by the younger brother. Also have the supporters that call themselves the peoples club yet doesn't even bare the name of the city they represent.
Person 1: hey which club do you support?
Person 2: The peoples club. Everton.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know there was a town named Everton in England.
Person 2: No there based in Liverpool
Person 1: isn't that LFC area though?
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The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile
What is the scariest number?
Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime
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Laughing at Everton
Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.
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Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.
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The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.
“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”
“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”