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to forcibly remove someone from their place of residence, illegally and usually with some sort of weapon. Can also be accomplished by repeatedly firing guns outside of windows, etc.
"I think the guy that just moved in has been shooting our dogs and hunting on our land."
"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."
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An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.
He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.
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When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.
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(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button
Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.
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What you'd say when describing your birthday.
Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.
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1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*