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a fucking retarded game with extreamly misleading adverts on ever single web site you visit(and i mean like fucking everywhere!)that has to use sexuality and cleavage that has nothing to do with the content of the game
this game has to use sexuality in its adverts to make horny b-tards believe you will fuck some body in the game
horny dumbass: hey did you see the evony chicks huge tits
smart dude: no i was to busy making fun of how they're so desperate for players they have to use half nude chicks to get horny 15 year olds play
horny dumbass: i don't care im playing any way !!!!!!
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Evoni is a very intriguing girl. She will not hesitate to beat some a** if needed. She is fearless and takes chances on the daily.
Girl, you know you were gonna beat her. That was so EVONI!
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Evonie is a lit and beautiful person ,makes people laugh none stop . Evonie’s are always blamed for stuff and have a shit life.
When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.
Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
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when you sit on your computer and play evony all day, you are constantly on at all times of the day and instead of going out on a friday or saturday night you plan a war strategy.
all you do is sit on your computer, damn evony loser..
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1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.
1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!
2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!
3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
Anyone who pllays the online game Evony and pushes other people to play the game, thus spreading it like a disease.
Evony hoe: Dude you should so play this online game! It's called Evony and it...
person: No way, your such an evony hoe.
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